THE PERSONAL BRAND CRASH

Your profile,crashed.

Send us your LinkedIn profile. Each week we pick a few and rebuild them in public. We make you impossible to confuse with anyone else.

THE WALL

Headlines that could belong to anyone

Typical headlines, written by our team. Not real profiles.

Passionate, results-driven leader | Helping organisations unlock growth | Keynote speaker

Certified Executive Coach | Empowering leaders to reach their full potential | Speaker

Strategic, innovative and dynamic marketing leader | Ex-Fortune 500 | Growth mindset

Passionate business strategist | I help coaches scale | Mindset mentor | Speaker

Transformational leadership coach on a mission to unleash human potential

Seasoned CFO | Fractional finance leader | Strategic advisor | Board member

THE CHECK

Check yours first

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Runs in your browser. Nothing is saved or sent.

HOW IT WORKS

Two minutes from you. The rebuild is on us.

  1. 01

    Send your profile. One form, two minutes.

  2. 02

    We pick a few each week and rebuild the headline and banner in public.

  3. 03

    If we crash yours, you get the banner and the post. If we don't, you can run your own analysis in the app straight away.

We pick a few profiles a week, so not everyone gets crashed. Everyone gets the free LinkedIn analysis in mettaCofounder.ai.

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WHO CRASHES IT

Rebuilt by the people who built the method.

Portrait of Olga Kirillova

Olga Kirillova

CEO & CRO, Co-Founder

14 years at adidas across Brand Communications, Go-to-Market and Category Management. Created our methodology and copywriting frameworks, and leads the agency's clients.

Portrait of Carsten Pfisterer

Carsten Pfisterer

COO & CPO, Co-Founder

12 years across adidas and Wayfair in operations, product and category leadership. Turns the method into simple steps, systems and platform features.

Over 25 years combined at adidas and Wayfair, and 200+ client engagements since 2022.

Questions before you send it.

No. Only if you tick the box that lets us feature it.

Yes. Ask and it comes off the page.

Only our team sees it, stored with your submission in our CRM. Ask and we delete it.

No. The crash is free, and so is the analysis in the app.

It's where your buyers check you out before they reply. If they aren't on LinkedIn, a crash won't do much for you, so we pick people whose buyers are.

Yes. That's what rent a cofounder is for. See how it works

DISTORT THE FEED. GROW THE BUSINESS.

Send it. We'll crash it.

Changemakers who challenge the norms of their field shouldn't sound like everyone else on it.

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